I don't usually giggle when reading a menu. Put a 14-year old next to me who insists on pointing out every sexually suggestive dish and I'm helpless.
Thai eatery Cafe De Laos is not a palace of sin. It's actually very pretty and extremely clean, with ornate decor and pink roses on each table.
So, even though the mood was romantic, I didn't order the hot girl on fire or the vegetarian lover. There were tons of vegan options, including a separate list of veg starters and entrees.
For an appetizer, I chose the Golden Triangle, crispy tofu with a sweet & sour sauce. My entree was Tofu Supreme, stuffed with a medley of vegetables and a slightly spicy tamarind sauce. Both were excellent. Any time you want to go, just Kau Mee.
Cafe De Laos, 1117 S 11th St., 215-467-1546