Skinny Bitches Cook

And they write about it.

I'll be the owner of Skinny Bitch in the Kitch: Kick-Ass Recipes for Hungry Girls Who Want to Stop Cooking Crap (and Start Looking Hot!) tomorrow and I'll let you know if they're any good at it. Might as well, since I'm already watching The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and care not what anyone says, skinny bitches run things. Most of these recipes are veg, from the "Ham" & Cheese Puff Pockets to the French Scramble w/ tofu and nut. yeast.

This comes from the same diminutive divas who authored Skinny Bitch, the book that I refused to buy because people would make lame cracks asking if I wrote it or if it was my favorite book. I assumed that someone would get it for me eventually and think that they were being clever.