If You Must Have A Cupcake

Cupcakes are even less edgy than seitan cheesesteaks. Say the word cupcake out loud. You sound like a fool. Cake, on the other hand, is a concept to be taken seriously. However, if you must...

Be a vegan snob about it and demand the best:



Or go for broke. Every complete fucking female mess that I know loves these giant stuffed cupcakes from Naked Chocolate Cafe. It's like a vacation on Strawberry Shortcake Island. The only way to deal with it involves a fork. Do not pair with the apple lemonade, do not let the fussy parents with Hollywood-named children distract you, and do note that soy milk is a staple coffee station item.