Spotted: New Fake Foods

Nutrition bars. I would much rather have real food, but back when I was working shit jobs, I didn't have time to eat. So I'd take Luna bars with me everywhere. The luxury of being able to make chickpea salad sandwiches whenever means I no longer have to stab myself in the culinary eye with protein sticks.

But if you can't be bothered to mash up some chickpeas and mix with Nayo, chives, s&p, celery, red pepper or tomato for some delicious sandwichin', Luna and Clif have new flavors:


Clif Mojo Dipped Peanut Butter & Jelly-Is it even possible to like Clif bars? I guess they're good for what they are. But I always feel like I haven't eaten anything after I have one.


Luna Sunrise Apple Cinnamon-I wouldn't buy it again, but it's okay if you like Lunas.

Or you could have that sandwich we talked about.