This is not about the known practice of designated Hunk Hour at Whole Foods. Which, if you're not interested in groceries and want to beam thoughtful stares and emit rays of intensity at another commoner, is anywhere from 7-8pm at any given organic supermarche in the world.
This is about the hunk that has a little more girth, the Bakery's vegan gingerbread.
There are enough people trying to be the cute person who is fumbling with their packet of veggie sausages and two cases of Steaz.
Be the one who strolls in and walks out with the spiciest piece there.
Put some Soy Whip on it.
And then remember where you came from.