Thursday, January 8, 2009

In Defense of Cheese

I've stopped running around with cheesemongers.

It's too much for my weary heart.

They always smoke, anyway.

And they never, ever buy me cheese knives from Manor Home for Xmas.

Plus they scoff when I invest in cheese from Trader Joe's. Even if it's a Spanish quad or an English-style cheddar with pumpkin and sunflower seeds.


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