Putting the Sex Back in Low Fat

Trader Joes Soy Cream, I shall put my spoon in you again. Vanilla. We get on.

Old Nelson Market on 20th and Chestnut, I will visit your frozen yogurt machine for tart flavor swirls shot with Cap'n Crunch now that I know about you. Maybe not Cap'n Crunch, but you get the picture.



Then I will go home and lounge around in this. Am I incorrigible? Perhaps. Allow me something.