I've been saying that Los Jalapenos is the closest to sex that you can get with your clothes on.
The Wizard gives it a 7 on the vegetarian burrito scale. El Tonayense, my favorite taqueria in SF, scores only slighter higher. I feel you. Are you my great burrito cousin?
Burrito Wisdom: A Vegetarian Burrito Quest
Veg Out: Taqueria Los Jalapenos